EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
The graphic scrolls across the bottom of the screen and comes to a stop in the right-hand corner as the video feed fades in to a shot of WWF's Todd Pettengill, stood in front of a metal door with the words "The Rock" written on it. Todd's usual cheesy grin makes an appearance as he addresses the viewing audience.
Todd Pettengill
Ladies and Gentlemen, are YOU in for a treat! Todd Petttengill here with an EXCLUSIVE post-match interview with Rocky Maivia, the man who scored an impressive victory over "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels just MINUTES ago on the debut episode of Monday Night RAAAW! Any moment now, that door behind me will open, and when it does we will be the first to hear what The Rock thinks about-
Just then, as if on cue, the handle swings down and the hinges cry out as the door swings open and out steps The Rock, freshly showered and dressed in an expensive looking shirt, black slacks and of course, his brand new watch.
Todd Pettengill
Alriiight, just the man we wanted to SEE. Rock, the fans want to know and I have to ask. How does it feel to-
Before Todd can finish his thought, Rocky interrupts, tilting his head to the side as he puts his hand over top of the microphone.
Rocky Maivia
Woah, woah, woah. Who...are YOU?
Todd gulps as he glances at the camera out of the corner of his eye.
Todd Petttengill
My- My name is Todd Pett-
Rocky Maivia
It doesn't MATTER who you are! HAHA! Ya like that one? Stole it from Gene Okerlund, but The Rock delivers it much better anyway. Actually, where IS Gene? The Rock wants to stick his watch in that jabroni's face one more time..
Todd Pettengill
Uh, I'm sorry Rock, he said he had some business to take care of and asked if I could cover for him, so...here I am..
Rocky Maivia
Yeah, here you are ANNOYING The Rock. Well, The Rock says he has more important things to do than stand around here and talk to some candy ass named TODD! The Rock says he's about to go hit the town and celebrate his victory, and he's running about...fifteen minutes late as it is so if you want to TALK with The Rock...you had better WALK with The Rock.
Maivia breezes past Todd and begins making his way down the hall, leaving Pettengill to hurriedly catch up.
Todd Pettengill
Sure, Rock, sure. I just..just wanted to get a few words from you, if I could, about your win tonight against Shawn Michaels.
Rocky Maivia
Hell, there's not much to say. The Rock went out there and did exactly what he said he was going to do, he laid the smack down on Shawn Michaels' ass and he looked damn good doin' it. Marty Jannetty or no Marty Jannetty, The Rock had things right where he wanted 'em all along and it was only a matter of time before it was all over for Shawn Michaels...
The Rock reaches a set of double doors and pushes them open to enter the parking area of the Richmond Coliseum. Spotting a long white limousine with its driver standing alongside, Rocky makes his way over and attempts to lift the trunk, to no avail. He loudly clears his throat and waits a few seconds before trying again, again without success. Rock looks up at the driver and raises an eyebrow as he slowly approaches.
Rocky Maivia
Do you not see The Rock..trying to put his bags in the back?
Limo Driver
I DO see The Rock trying to put his bags in the back.
The Rock turns and looks at the trunk, and then back at the driver.
Rocky Maivia
So then...what's the problem?
Limo Driver
The problem is that this car isn't here to pick UP The Rock...
Suddenly a couple of attractive young ladies step into frame, shortly followed by "Mean" Gene Okerlund himself. Gene reaches into his pocket, pulls out a crisp hundred-dollar bill and stuffs it into the driver's jacket pocket. The man smiles and opens the back door, allowing the ladies to enter as Gene turns to Rocky.
Gene Okerlund
You can't take it with you, am I right? MAN, that hotline is making a KILLING...and I thought YOU were overpaid. Heeey, that IS a nice watch...maybe if you sell it, you'll be able to afford the cab fare to the next town! AHA! HAHAHAHA!
Gene turns back around and enters the limousine behind the women. The driver shuts the door, opens his own and disappears inside. The engine roars to life and seconds later, the limousine pulls out of its spot and around the corner out of view, leaving The Rock standing with his bag over his shoulder and a look of bewilderment on his face.
Raven?....The Rock is facing Raven?...The Rock, the brightest shining light in the WWF, the CROWN JEWEL of the WWF...fresh off his scintillating victory over "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, now goes ON to Survivor Series to face...RAVEN?! The Rock says this must be some kind of a rib because unless your plan is to bury this RAVEN at the bottom of the card for the rest of his career, you might want to think about finding an opponent...a little closer to The Rock's level...
Raven, you spend your time hangin' out in run down crack houses...whinin' and complainin' about your childhood, complainin' about the past...when what you really need to be worried about is the FUTURE. Ya see The Rock has a crystal ball, The Rock can tell the FUTURE and YOUR future, Raven...involves a trip down to the local proctologist to get The Rock's boot removed from your ASS! The Rock is headed onward and upward, up to the PEAK of that mountain, and you, Raven? Well, you'll just be the latest jabroni that hit Rock BOTTOM...
If ya smell...what The Rock......is cookin'...