Vince McMahon
Administrator
WWF Chairman
Posts: 455
From: Greenwich, CT
Height: 6'2
Weight: 240 LBS
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Post by Vince McMahon on Jan 11, 2022 20:02:57 GMT -6
 SINGLES MATCHINTERCONTINENTAL TITLE #1 CONTENDER MATCHYOKOZUNA vs REPO MAN Ever since his arrival in the WWF Sycho Sid has been an unstoppable force resulting in a huge Intercontinental title win vs. Marty Jannetty. Here, however, the first challenger (and quite possibly his most intimidating threat yet) to his Intercontinental title is crowned! WORD LIMIT: 1000 |
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Yokozuna
WWF Superstar
Posts: 7 
From: Land of the Rising Sun
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 589 lbs
Alignment: Heel
Manager: Jim Cornette & Mr. Fuji
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Post by Yokozuna on Jan 11, 2022 20:13:24 GMT -6
CHAPTER TWO
VERSUS REPO MAN / IC TITLE #1 CONTENDER'S MATCH
MONDAY NIGHT RAW
ONE WIN • ZERO LOSES • ZERO DRAWS
"STRAIGHT TO VHS"
<< A crowd from a live event that was recently taped in Houston, TX is the first thing showcased, before we quickly shuffle off to a shot of Vince McMahon and Jerry Lawler, the official broadcast team of the WWF. Inside the ring are two wrestlers, both unknown journeymen wrestlers who are looking to earn a roster spot in the world wide leader in sports entertainment. Standing in one corner is Dusty Wolfe, in the other, the incomparable Bobby Salsa. >><< The bell rings, and the two men jockey for position with a snug collar-and-elbow tie-up. As the two grapple in the center of the ring, our broadcast team welcomes us to the broadcast. >>
VINCE McMAHON: "Thank you for welcoming us into your home tonight, I'm Vince McMahon, joined by my broadcast partner, Jerry "The King" Lawler! Folks, tonight we're here deep in the heart of Texas and what special night of action in store for you, brought to you by Coliseum Video!"JERRY LAWLER: "Lemme' tell you somethin', McMahon - I can't stand being here in this dump of a town, so why don't we get these matches over and done with, so I can skip town, just like the Houston Oilers?! That's the smartest thing any bunch of Texans have ever done - move to Tennessee! "VINCE McMAHON: "Get it out of your system? Now, can we call the match between these tw-- .. wait a minute .. What is THIS?"<< There was a bit of a pop from the crowd, which was unusual for a match of this nature. Suddenly, we cut to a shot of Jim Cornette standing at the commentary table, wearing a cheap suit and a huge smirk. The manager of Yokozuna took a seat next to Vince McMahon and The King, and placed the commentary headset on, adjusting the microphone in the process. Vince was clearly agitated, but Lawler was excited to see Cornette.>>
JIM CORNETTE: "Well, hell, McMahon - ain't you gonna invite me to sit down, at least? I'll tell ya, you yankees don't know a damn thing about hospitality, huh? Did you think that I was going to miss a minute of this action here? Who do we got in the ring right now?"VINCE McMAHON: "Why, that's Dusty Wolfe and Bobby Salsa! Now, what the heck are you doing out here?"
JIM CORNETTE: "Yeah, and what hole-in-the-wall bar did you find these two goof-balls at, McMahon? Let me tell you something, McMahon, a lackluster match with two morons like this is pretty par for the course from what I've seen from you lately! You see, just a few short days ago, I unleashed YOKOZUNA on the World Wrestling Federation and there's already been one hospital bed filled, thanks to my Japanese Juggernaut! You can bet your last dollar that Big Boss Man won't be collecting revenue for Cobb County anytime soon! And that's just the beginning, McMahon! So, you tell me! Why do you think it's a good idea to treat Yokozuna and Jim Cornette like any other schmuck on the roster? Do I look like Bobby Salsa to you?! Do you really think it's a good idea to continue to jeopardize the safety and the well-being of your talent by putting barrier after barrier, roadblock after roadblock in front of Yokozuna?"
JERRY LAWLER: "Well, do you, McMahon?!"
<< You could always count on Lawler to pile on when McMahon was already annoyed.>>
VINCE McMAHON: "I don't know what you're talking about. And King, you need to be focusing on calling this match. Oh, what a dropkick there from Dusty Wolfe!"
JIM CORNETTE: "Oh, go piss up a rope, McMahon! No one gives a rat's diseased behind about Dusty Wolfe or Bobby Salsa! Just like no one gives a damn about that joke of a wrestler - REPO MAN! Do you think Yokozuna is a joke, McMahon? A damned comedy act? Do you think that putting Yokozuna in a match against the Repo Man is funny? You might think that you're sweetening the pot by declaring it a number one contender's match for the Intercontinental Championship, but to us, it's a damn slap across the face! Don't get me wrong, some gold for Yokozuna is always a welcome gift, but it's not the Intercontinental strap that we're after! It's the WWF title, and that's why we're going to win the Royal Rumble and punch our ticket to WrestleMania! And before I bid you all adieu, I want that moron Repo Man to feast his eyes on this!
<<The camera cuts to the ramp way as we see the massive Yokozuna lumbering down the ramp, lead to the ring by Mr. Fuji! >>
VINCE McMAHON: "Hey, wait a second! What is this?!"
<<The massive Yokozuna enters the ring and immediately goes on the assault, taking out both men with big clotheslines. The referee quickly jumps through the ropes and calls for the bell, as Yokozuna continues his assault on both journeymen wrestlers! After a massive clothesline and sidekick to Dusty Wolfe, Yokozuna grabbed Wolfe by the head and tossed him to the outside. Yokozuna gave Salsa a huge belly-to-belly suplex and then dragged him to the corner, setting him up for his inevitable doom.>>
JIM CORNETTE: "This is what will happen on Monday Night Raw, McMahon! This is what awaits The Repo Man! This is what awaits Sycho Sid! This is what awaits every living, breathing soul in the World Wrestling Federation! DO IT!"
YOKOZUNA: BANZAI!!<< Standing on the second rope, the massive Yokozuna shouts as Mr. Fuji cheers him on from the outside of the ring. Yoko bounces, before leaping off and and hitting a huge Banzai Drop, crushing Bobby Salsa's chest! >>JERRY LAWLER: "Haha! I love it! What a way to make a statement!" << Cornette and Lawler share a high five as McMahon admonishes both men. Cornette stands up, throws his headset down and leaves the commentary area. He enters the ring and joins Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji, as the three men pose over the fallen Bobby Salsa. >> WORD COUNT: 1,000 |
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Repo Man
WWF Superstar
Posts: 12
From: MN
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 292
Alignment: Tweener
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Post by Repo Man on Jan 15, 2022 12:57:06 GMT -6
Our scene opens back in the impound lot. It's almost pitch black out, save for a couple very dim orange lights spread out around the lot casting a dim orange glow. We see Repo Man sitting on the trunk of a car - one of many that line up in rows along the lot. He seems to welcome the camera as he smiles and and begins to speak.
Repo Man* Welcome back! As you all know this is my safe place, my solace hehehe! The ol' lot as I call her. I can come here and think, plot, and prepare oh yes indeed! You know the last you saw me I was getting pinned by Hulk Hogan and that wasn't a very good night but I suppose I deserved some comeuppance, no? I mean hehehe I've been a very bad Repo Man after all..hmm..on second thought no, Hogan got lucky yes he did! lucky indeed and soon he'll be due for another fall, maybe at the hands of yours truly! but before that can happen I have another tall order before me, or should I say...a large order? a very very VERY large order, one that comes with a side of fries and a milkshake - Yokozuna!
Repo Man giggles and continues.
Repo Man* They say size doesn't matter, and when it comes to the Repo Man, it's definitely true!
Repo thinks for a second about what he just said, while casually looking down at his crotch area. He then shrugs and continues.
Repo Man* Er anyways the bigger they are the harder they fall is what my momma always told me, and Yokozuna is in for quite the fall as he dares to challenge THE REPO MAN! hehehe Yoko old chap, I've beaten the very best here in the World Wrestling Federation and made a plaything out of the legendary Hulk Hogan, so what do you think you can really do to me other than have a heart attack in the ring? seriously you should consider some heavy duty cardio and maybe cut back on all the beans and rice - I digress! I have been THE Superstar of the WWF for quite some time now and you're not about to slow down my momentum OH NO hehehe especially since this match determines the number one contender for...drum roll...the INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE! and believe you me it's about time that title get's some REPO action.
Suddenly the trunk that Repo Man is sitting on ever slightly bounces, as if somebody is trapped inside. Repo Man slams his fist down on the trunk and it bumps again.
Repo Man* Ignore that! it's a faulty trunk! it's just...
The trunk really starts bumping and pounding now forcing Repo Man to hop off. The trunk flies open and out squirms a child, maybe 13 years of age and Asian. The little boy has a white but dirty cloth tied around his mouth. He squirms out and falls to the dirt below. Repo Man stands there shocked and unsure of how to react because all of this was caught on camera. He suddenly snaps back to reality and rushes to the boy, pretending to care, and dusts him off and removes the muffle rag.
Repo Man* Uh hey kid where did you come from?!
The child screams loudly and kicks Repo Man in the shin, causing him to hop for a second and hold his shin.
Repo Man* Hey hey hey calm down it's okay!
The Child: IT'S OKAY!? WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE YOU CREEP! HEEEELP!
Repo Man* HEY! Relax! GEEZUS! I'm not gonna hurtcha ya little brat!
The Child: What do you want!!!
Repo Man* Liiiiissssten kid! I had good reason okay?! You can't be wearing Yokozuna shirts okay? he's a baaaad baaad man!
The child looks down at his shirt and realizes Repo Man literally cut Yokozuna's face out of the Yokozuna shirt he was wearing, and crudely tapped a picture of Repo Man over it.
The Child: My daddy said Yokozuna represents our proud people!
Repo Man scoffs
Repo Man* Yokozuna represents Jenny Craig okay kid? look let this be a lesson learned okay? the mall is about 17 miles down the interstate THAT way, now move along.
The child looks taken back...
The Child: WHAT? I can't go by myself!
Repo Man* Or you can get back in the trunk?
The child takes off running into the night.
Repo Man* Eh I hope he makes it! How the hell does this guy have any fans? that's beyond me hehehehe but maybe after Raw that'll change. The people of Japan will realize they put their faith in the wrong hero! REPO MAN can represent them hehehe indeed I can, just as I represent the American, European, and Canadian fans. I WILL BE A TRUE INTERCONTINENTAL Man of Champions after I wipe the floor with Yokozuna..OH AND I COME PREPEARED! check this out!
Repo Man walks around to the front of the car and opens the door. He grabs something from the front seat - it appears to be a rope of some sort. He puts it on and comes back to the camera and we can now see exactly what it is as it drags down his body and across the dirty ground, obviously not fitting him at all.
Repo Man* How do you like it?
Repo Man is wearing the robe Yokozuna usually wears to the ring, having stolen it at the last Raw. He proudly smirks and does a little strut in it before copying Yokozuna's mannerisms.
Repo Man* Maybe after I beat him I'll take his Mawashi as well, we'll see! Yokozuna big man this Monday night The Repo Man takes more than your clothes, he takes your dreams and your shot at WWF Gold! TOOOTALOOOO YOKO! TOOOO TAAAA LOOOO!
Repo Man laughs insanely loud and begins to dart around the cars like a man man, while Yokozuna's rope drags in the dirt. The scene fades as he gets further away and out of sight.
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