Vince McMahon
Administrator
WWF Chairman
Posts: 455
From: Greenwich, CT
Height: 6'2
Weight: 240 LBS
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Post by Vince McMahon on Jan 11, 2022 19:51:01 GMT -6
 TAG TEAM MATCHTHE LEGION OF DOOM vs. JEFF JARRETT AND THE ROADIE The legendary Legion of Doom makes their in-ring WWF return against one of the two teams that holds the crown of number one contenders to the tag team titles, Jeff Jarrett and The Roadie! WORD LIMIT: 1500 |
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Legion of Doom
WWF Superstar
Posts: 2 
From: Chicago, IL
Weight: Combined 575 lbs
Alignment: Face
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Post by Legion of Doom on Jan 11, 2022 21:27:16 GMT -6
ROLEPLAY 001 | "BACK IN THE SADDLE"
VINCE McMAHON: Ladies and gentlemen .. allow me to introduce .. THE LEGION OF DOOM!
McMahon threw his arm out, pointing towards the entrance ramp. The crowd goes wild after McMahon's introduction of the tag team making their return to the WWF! There's a belief amongst other pro wrestlers that there no "pop" is as loud as the "Road Warrior Pop", and that was on full display here tonight, as the crowd went insane! The opening WHAT A RUUUUSH of the Legion of Doom's intro blared over the sound system, as the sharp guitar chords followed shortly thereafter, echoing throughout the arena. Flashes of red lights went off at the top of the entrance way as both Road Warrior Animal & Road Warrior Hawk walked through the curtain and posed at the top of the ramp, arms stretched to their sides and clad in their famous spiked shoulder pads. As the legendary duo marched down the ramp with scowls on their faces, the crowd's roar reached a fever pitch, as it was clear that they were very happy to see The Legion of Doom back in the WWF!
After entering the ring, The Legion of Doom jump up onto the top ropes and stretch their arms out to the side and yell loudly, sticking their tongues out and calling for the crowd to get louder. Both men jump down from the second rope and focus their attention to Vince McMahon, as McMahon looks to speak with the L.O.D, once the crowd calms down a bit.
VINCE McMAHON: Well, I'd like to be the first to welcome you back to the World Wrestling Federation! Now, everyone knows that the Legion of Doom has been a cornerstone of tag team wrestling for nearly two decades. And we also know that you're scheduled to face off against "Double J" Jeff Jarrett & The Roadie on Monday Night Raw. But, since returning to the WWF after such a long sabbatical, the fans of the World Wrestling Federation want to know - what's next for Animal & Hawk?
ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL: IN ALL HONESTY, IT'S REAL SIMPLE! YOU SEE, WHILE MOST OTHER TAG TEAMS WOULD SIT AT HOME ON THEIR BUTTS, THE L.O.D SPENT THE LAST FEW MONTHS GETTIN' A BATTLE PLAN TOGETHER! WE'VE GOT ALL YOU PUNK TAG TEAMS IN OUR CROSSHAIRS AND IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE WE TAKE YOUR HEADS CLEAR OFF YOUR SHOULDERS WITH THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE! AND UNLIKE ALL OF THESE OTHER TAG TEAMS IN THE WORLD WRESTLIN' FEDERATION, WE'RE NOT ALL TALK! WE'RE ALL ACTION! AND I KNOW THAT MIGHT BE SHOCKING BECAUSE .. SINCE ANIMAL & HAWK SIGNED OUR CONTRACTS WITH THE WWF, WE HAVEN'T SEEN ONE TEAM WORTH A DAMN! THE NATURAL DISASTERS? THE SMOKING GUNNS? GET REAL, PUNKS! WE WANT THE NEW WORLD ORDER! WE WANT SCOTT HALL & KEVIN NASH .. WE WANT THE WWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE BOTH COWARDS! TELL 'EM, HAWK!
ROAD WARRIOR HAWK: ... WELLLLLLL .. THEY SAY THAT THE NEW WORLD ORDER REPS THE BLACK & WHITE .. BUT IF YOU ASK ME, YOU HAVE A FEW SHADES OF YELLOW IN YA! BUT BEFORE WE CAN GET TO THE SCUM THAT IS THE NWO, WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH JEFF JARRETT & THE ROADIE THIS MONDAY NIGHT ON RAW! YOU TWO SCUMBAGS ARE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT, BECAUSE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT THE LEGION OF DOOM HASN'T BEEN IN THE BEST MOODS LATELY! AND THE REASON WHY .. WELL, IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE! YOU SEE, ANIMAL & MYSELF .. IT'S BEEN A LONG .. LOOOOONG TIME SINCE WE GOT TO STEP INTO THIS RING TO SNAP A FEW BONES, AND TO US - WELL, THAT'S THE BEST COMFORT OF ALL! SO, THE LEGION OF DOOM, WE'VE BEEN REAL .. WOUND UP! SO, WE HAD TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX .. AND WE HAD TO FIND DIFFERENT WAYS TO RELAX! NOW, YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW IT BY LOOKIN' AT ME, BUT I LOVE THE ARTS! I LOVE CINEMA. I LOVE PAINTING. AND I LOVE MUSIC. ... BUT, WHEN I TURNED ON MY RADIO YESTERDAY AND I HEARD "WITH MY BABY TONIGHT", I WANTED TO STICK PENCILS IN MY EARS TO MAKE THE PAIN STOP! THAT SONG WAS PUKE AND NOT THE GOOD TYPE OF PUKE EITHER! DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB, DOUBLE J - ALTHOUGH, AFTER THE L.O.D IS THROUGH WITH YOU, YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE! BUT DON'T WORRY, WE'LL LEAVE YOUR VOCAL CHORDS IN TACT .. IT'LL JUST BE YOUR HEAD THAT'S DECAPITATED!
Road Warrior Hawk raises his thumb and slashes it across his throat, mimicking a beheading while sticking his tongue out. As the fans cheered him on, Hawk finished his rant empathetically. McMahon goes from holding the microphone to the Road Warriors, and points it back towards himself, asking a question to the legendary duo.
VINCE McMAHON: Well, I wouldn't want to be Double J & The Roadie! But based off of everything that we're hearing here .. it sounds like The Legion of Doom has a chip of their shoulder, would that be fair to say?
ROAD WARRIOR ANIMAL: A CHIP? YEAH, YA' BET YOUR ASS WE GOT A HUGE FREAKIN' CHIP ON OUR SHOULDERS! 'CUZ SINCE THIS COMPANY HAS SEEN A RESURGENCE, WE'VE BEEN WAITIN' FOR OUR INVITATION TO THE PARTY! AND I KNOW IT'S TOUGH TO GET A LETTER TO THE RUINS OF CHICAGO, BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR WAITIN' MONTHS TO SIGN THE LEGION OF DOOM! BUT, WHAT'S DONE IS DONE .. AND NOW, ALL WE CAN DO IS BEAT THE LIVIN' HELL OUT OF ANYONE STANDIN' IN FRONT OF US! THIS MONDAY NIGHT ON RAW, WE'RE GOING TO PROVE TO EVERYONE THAT THE LEGION OF THE DOOM IS THE MOST DOMINANT TAG TEAM WALKIN' THE WASTELAND RIGHT NOW! THERE IS NO ONE TOUGHER! THERE IS NO ONE STRONGER! THERE IS NO ONE MEANER! AND THERE IS NO ONE BETTER THAN THE LEGION OF DOOM! AND WE INTEND ON PUTTING OUR MONEY WHERE OUR MOUTH IS, WEEK IN AND WEEK OUT! IT STARTS THIS MONDAY NIGHT WHEN WE STEP INTO THE RING FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE RETURNING TO THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION! AND IF DOUBLE J AND HIS SCUMBAG WEASEL ROADIE THINK THEY CAN JUST WALTZ INTO OUR RING AND HIT US SOME LITTLE WIMPY GUITAR, WELL THOSE CHUMPS GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN'! I DARE 'EM TO TAKE THEIR BEST SHOT, BECAUSE I KNOW THE HAWK AND MYSELF CAN HANDLE OURSELVES AGAINST TWO LITTLE TWERPS LIKE DOUBLE J & THE ROADIE! WHEN WE WERE SITTIN' AT HOME AND GETTIN' READY TO ANNIHILATE EVERYONE THAT STOOD IN OUR PATHS .. WE HAPPENED TO TURN ON THE TV AND WE SAW YOU TWO STEPPIN' INTO THE RING WITH THE VON ERICHS .. WITH A CHANCE TO CONTEND FOR THE GOLD HANGIN' IN THE BALANCE .. AND YA' COULDN'T GET THE JOB DONE! THAT'S PATHETIC! BUT .. SOMEHOW BOTH TEAMS MANAGED TO BE NAMED THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS. NOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD AT MATH, BUT IT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE TO HAVE TWO NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS! SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO! WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT REAL EASY ON THE OFFICE, AND WE'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT DOUBLE J & THE ROADIE DON'T EVER STEP INTO A RING AGAIN! AND THEN, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE OUT THE VON ERICHS AND THEN WE'LL BECOME THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS! I HOPE YOU JERKS ARE READY, BECAUSE AFTER MONDAY NIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA BE WISHIN' YOU STAYED AT HOME WITH YOUR BABY, DOUBLE J! INSTEAD, YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR NECK SNAPPED BY THE BADDEST TAG TEAM AROUND!
ROAD WARRIOR HAWK: ... AH WHAAAT A RUUUUUSH!
The crowd cheers loudly as the Legion of Doom's entrance music begins to play over the sound system again as Hawk and Animal call for the crowd to get even louder as they pump their arms in the air. Vince McMahon clapped for the Legion of Doom as the two teams again took to the turnbuckles to pose for the crowd in attendance. Our scene slowly fades to black from there.
WORD COUNT: 1,428 |
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