RAW #005: RVD AND SABU VS. THE NATURAL DISASTERS

We see Earthquake and Typhoon at a gym doing cardio. They're getting funny looks from some of the other people in the gym, probably because they're still in full wrestling attire and they look like two big doofuses. Earthquake and Typhoon begin to chat to each other while they try to jump rope.

Earthquake: This crap is for the birds I tell ya *pant pant pant* we don't even need to be doing this! It kind of defeats the purpose right? we're supposed to be big and dangerous!

Typhoon nods and chuckles as he wipes sweat from his brow.

Typhoon: Yeah I hear that, but the powers that be says we have to drop 10 pounds each or face fines. It's kind of ridiculous seeing as they just hired that *pant pant pant* tub of lard Yokozuna.

Suddenly Earthquake has an idea!

Earthquake: HEY, why don't we drop these ropes and do something a little more impressive? let's see how many of these gym goers in here we can beat up before the cops get called?

Typhoon: How about no? that's a horrible idea. I'm all for dropping these ropes and taking a break, but why don't we focus the butt whoopin on two losers that deserve it, like Sabu and RVD?

Earthquake seems to like that idea as he drops the jump rope and grabs a towel to wipe more sweat off his forehead. 

Earthquake: Yeah that'll work for me. Who are these clowns? who do they THINK they are? I mean they come from the minor leagues and want to step into OUR territory where WE'RE the dominating tag team? they want to try to make a name for themselves by stepping on OUR toes? I don't think so!

Typhoon nods and smashes his fist together as more people look on in utter confusion.

Typhoon: That's right! That's the spirit! it's time we get back to being aggressive! to being dominant! to throwing this weight around. You know what WWF? I'm not playing your games and losing pounds, hell I'll gain some! Me and Earthquake here are the Natural Disasters, do you get it? do you all understand? we'll come and tear down the walls of Titan Towers if we want to, you better remember that! Now as far as RVD and Sabubu, hell we ain't scared of those boys, bring em on! they'll finally get to experience a first class butt whoopin, and if that little munchkin Taz wants to come on down to the ring we'll beat him like a little rag doll too!

Both men laugh as they begin to walk out of the gym. People standing around, now look more scared than curious slowly back away from them and give them space as they head for the doors.

Earthquake: MONDAY NIGHT RAAAAAW AHHHH! The forces of nature! DESTRUCTION! CHAOS! SUFFERING! it comes to YOU RVD and TAZ! 

Typhoon: And WHATCHA GON...

Earthquake stops Typhoon with a hand over his mouth.

Earthquake: What are you doing? that's not our line.

Typhoon: Oh, right I got carried away.

Both men head out of the gym and the scene closes.