Vince McMahon
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Post by Vince McMahon on Dec 27, 2021 14:52:10 GMT -6
 SINGLES MATCHTAZ vs. JIM DUGGAN Randy Savage featured in graphic, not able to compete due to injury.After dismantling and nearly murdering Crush, taking his European title and seemingly ending his career forever, the new champion of Europe arrives to address his people. Meanwhile, the warmhearted and fun loving Jim Duggan is the complete polar opposite of The Human Suplex Machine and looks to make a huge statement at the expense of the European champion! WORD LIMIT: 1000 |
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Taz
WWF Superstar
WWF European Champion
Posts: 11
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Post by Taz on Dec 30, 2021 17:20:12 GMT -6
The scene starts with Taz and Bill Alfonso walking around the Rome Coliseum as they’re making a short stop before heading to their next live event where Taz will be defending his title against Jim Duggan. While Taz is looking around the monument, Bill Alfonso can be seen on the phone chatting.
Bill Alfonso That right, you don’t have to worry, Taz will come back from Europe, still the European champion daddy. That’s why I’m the manager of champions because I know when to put the title on the line and tonight’s stop is the perfect place to put it on the line.
He stops for a moment as he is listening to what the person in the other line has to say.
Bill Alfonso Don’t need to worry! Just make sure everything goes smoothly daddy! I need to go. Roaming is expensive, bye.
As Alfonso puts down the phone, Taz shakes his head.
Taz Can you tell Van Dam to not call necessarily? The bill for the phone will hurt our finace for the Dojo damn it.
Bill Alfonso Van Dam? That’s my wife on the line. Van Dam and Sabu are doing the job that we told them to do. Come on champ! We need to do some promo for the tour. Eh camera crew!
While the camera crew followed the both of them around, Bill Alfonso called the crew to get ready as he had found a spot for them to film at. Once everything is ready, Bill starts to blow his whistle.
Bill Alfonso That’s right! Taz and I are now in Italy daddy and one thing you should know is that Taz here, he comes from Italian descent. Now that he is the European champion, he is a LEGIT champion.
Taz That’s right, unlike that schmuck Crush, I came from a european background. Holding the European title, the responsibility to represent the continent falls in my hand. One day when Fonzy takes a look to find out that I’m not defending this title in front of my humble audience, it turns this belt into a JOKE and one thing about me is that I don’t TAKE JOKES lightly!
Bill Alfonso That’s RIGHT and I corrected the management and they agreed to put the European title on the line because that’s the right thing to do DADDY!
Taz I do appreciate that but tell them what I don’t appreciate brotha.
Bill Alfonso What the management did is putting Taz first defense against someone like Jim Duggan! A man of Taz status has to face an old fossil like Duggan!
Taz What were you thinking when you book that Monsoon? Do you take me as a joke? Facing someone that hasn’t proven to me NOTHING when he comes into the World Wrestling Federation. So now that’s the deal Monsoon? Anyone that enters into the WWF automatically gets a shot for the European title? What do you think about this Fonzy?
As he takes a short breather as Alfonso takes a step forward and continues to talk.
Bill Alfonso What I think is absolutely ridiculous! You’re turning the European title into a JOKE daddy!
Taz Jim Duggan, you may have some great accomplishment in the 80’s and that is pass and so does your prime. Now for your debut match, Monsoon is going to give you another chance for glory and I got some bad news brother.
Taz then turns his back as Alfonso continues to speak.
Bill Alfonso Bad news is that you’re going to be LOSER! LOSER I tell you. You’re an old man, daddy Taz is about to go on to his prime years and when he is in his prime, there’s nothing going to stop him! Taz here is a killing machine, he comes into the ring, SUPLEX you, CHOKE you and then leave you gasping for air.
Alfonso continues to blow his whistle as Taz turns back and continues to speak.
Taz As you can see Duggan, I’m going in tonight's stop in the European Rampage tour as the WWF European champion and I intent to leave just like every gladiator in this historic Rome Colosseum, the victor.
Bill Alfonso That’s right daddy and you Jim Duggan will be the LOSER! Like the fallen warrior that will get a thumbs down from Caesar but instead of Caesar giving the thumbs down, it will be the European champion TAZ that will give the thumbs down DADDY!
Taz Jim Duggan! BEAT ME if you can… SURVIVE… If I let you…
Alfonso then blows the whistle as they make their way off the camera view as the scene fades to black. Attachments:
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Post by Jim Duggan on Dec 31, 2021 15:47:13 GMT -6
World Wrestling Federation fans young and old alike are all tuned into “WWF Mania” on this very special Saturday morning as the company prepares to head into Europe for a series of exciting shows, highlights of which to be shown this Monday night on Raw. One of the athletes participating in this tour is going to be none other than “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan! Viewers of Mania are treated to the sight of Hacksaw as the program cuts to the legendary “Mean” Gene Okerlund as he stands by with the superstar to get a word with him before his big match on the tour against WWF European champion Taz!
Gene Okerlund: Ladies and gentlemen, standing beside me is one of the newest signings here in the World Wrestling Federation, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan! And he’s also one of the…
Gene’s eyes slowly creep over to his right where beside him stands Hacksaw, picking his nose feverishly as his tongue hands out of his mouth, slobber slowly dripping down onto his bare chest, Hacksaw dressed out in his ring gear.
Gene Okerlund: … select few superstars that will be featured on The European Rampage Tour, footage from which you can catch this Monday night right here on the USA Network! Jim, thank you for joining me here today to get a quick word with you before what I think is probably one of the biggest matches of your career and definitely the biggest matchup for you since you decided to come back to the WWF, of course I’m speaking about your showdown with European champion TAZ at European Rampage!
Hacksaw sticks his hand out for a shake from Mean Gene, Gene deciding to politely decline having just saw where that index finger was. Duggan shrugs it off and addresses the 900 hotline mogul.
Jim Duggan: The pleasure is all mine, buddy and yes it’s HUMONGOUS! Because Taz is a great wrestler and there’s a ton on the line, which we will get around to in just a second and I’m very excited about that match, but good ole’ Hacksaw is MOST excited about signing up for this fancy tour we’re about to be gettin’ out to because I’m going to be out there seeing the great country of Europe, a valued ally of the United States of America and–
Gene Okerlund: I… don’t think Europe is a country, Jim.
Jim Duggan: Oh yeah?
Gene Okerlund: Yes, it’s a continent. And we will be stopping by not one but TWO countries while we are on the European Rampage Tour!
Jim Duggan: Well that’s even better, Gene! That means that even though they’re not quite as good as the USA, they’re pretty decent! And it means that’s even more fine folks for me to get out there, shake their hands and give ‘em a show worth their hard earned money, MEAN GENE! HOOOOOO! And not only that, but I call your hotline, Gene! You know that, because “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan ALWAYS has to stay on top of all the latest news and rumors about professional wrestling! So I called the hotline earlier this week, I paid the dollar forty nine for the first minute and 99 cents every minute after and I heard the news STRAIGHT OUTTA YOURS AND BILL ALFONSO’S MOUTHS, GENE! Taz wants to put his European title on the line when we meet at the European Rampage! HE WANTS TO DEFEND HIS TITLE IN FRONT OF HIS NEW PEOPLE IN EUROPE, HUH? Well I’m gonna go to European Rampage, kick down the doors to each and every building we stop at along the way… or maybe I’ll chop ‘em down.
Hacksaw tosses up his two by four into the air, barely catching it before it crashes down atop poor Gene Okerlund’s head!
Jim Duggan: With my trusty old two by four! Then I’m going to walk into each building and show all of MY people, the apple pie eating, baseball playing, patriotic tax paying citizens of the greatest country in the world, the United States of America just what “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan is made of and show them that you can rest assured when you’ve got people like me and the great WWF champion Lex Luger representing the red, white and blue that Lady Liberty and freedom will always prevail! So you know what that means, Taz? That means you’re about to be caught in the path of Hurricane Hacksaw as he heads straight into Europe! I’m gonna pick ya up, I’m gonna beat ya up, then I’m gonna toss ya to the side, TOUGH GUY! And when it’s all said and done and the dust settles I’m gonna be the new European champion and take that title back to the good ole’ USA! … USA! USA! USA!
Duggan pumps his fist in the air each time he mentions his home country.
Jim Duggan: What do you think about that, Human Suplex Machine? Huh?! HOOOOOOO!!
Duggan gives a goofy wink and a big thumbs up to the camera. He then marches off with his tongue wagging out of his mouth like a thirsty dog as Gene shakes his head in disbelief. Yes, this really is what he does for a living.
Gene Okerlund: Well there you have it, fans, some final words from “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan as he heads into his big title match with WWF European champion Taz at European Rampage! That’s one I can’t wait to see and if you aren’t able to make it to the live shows then the best way to catch all of the hottest action from The European Rampage Tour is to tune into the USA Network this Monday night where we will be bringing you all of the highlights, including that big match for the European title. Now, speaking of the European title, where is former champion CRUSH lately, you say? Well, fans…
Gene starts a huge spiel hyping his 1-900 number as the scene fades to black.
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