IYH 2: THE OUTSIDERS VS. THE NATURAL DISASTERS

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Vince McMahon
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IYH 2: THE OUTSIDERS VS. THE NATURAL DISASTERS Dec 13, 2021 16:17:54 GMT -6

Post by Vince McMahon on Dec 13, 2021 16:17:54 GMT -6

TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

THE OUTSIDERS (c) vs. THE NATURAL DISASTERS

At Survivor Series Scott Hall and Kevin Nash defeated "The Natural" Dustin Rhodes and his father Dusty to claim their WWF tag team titles. Can The Outsiders continue their dominance against one of the company's newest tag teams?

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IYH 2: THE OUTSIDERS VS. THE NATURAL DISASTERS Dec 17, 2021 21:08:38 GMT -6

Post by Natural Disasters on Dec 17, 2021 21:08:38 GMT -6

**We see The Natural Disasters standing in front of a tv monitor watching the match where The Outsiders won the WWF tag team titles. They both share a laugh as they talk amongst themselves.**

Earthquake: Look at these jokers, these clowns! they won the titles because they faced a couple nobodies!

Typhoon: Just a kid and his old man. A dad way passed his prime and a brat son who should be in diapers.

**They laugh again and then pause the video before turning to face the camera. They begin to address The Outsiders directly.**

Earthquake: Hall and Nash you've yet to face a real tag team! you've YET to stand against the storm! you've YET to brace against the raging earth, but soon you'll have to, and you'll fall just like they all do, they fall against the MIGHT of the Natural Disasters! You know boys I've made a career out of beating up punks like you, and SMASHING em into the canvas, and you'll be no exception, but this time I'll take some gold away from it instead of just your PRIDE.

**Typhoon nods excitedly**

Typhoon: That's right big man the way I see it it'll be easy pickins'. Two clowns that couldn't cut it any longer in the WWF, so they had to turn tail and now they wanna come back and try that nWo crap around here? HEY MORONS it's time to try something new, nobody cares nor fears the black and white anymore, it's old news! Come Sunday night we're going to treat you like the has beens you are when we utterly destroy you and take those titles, because they'll look so much better on a couple of real men.

**Earthquake laughs and begins is signature jumping to "simulate" an earthquake.**

Earthquake: Scott Hall I want you more than Nash, the way I see it Typhoon can handle that big moron. Hall I never liked you. You were and are all hype and no substance. Do me a favor BOY and bring that toothpick, and all that machismo and whatever else you're claiming to have these days, cause I want you at your best when I SQUASH you like the piss ant you are.

**Typhoon pounds his chest wildly**

Typhoon: And Hall I'll gladly cut you down to size and make a little boy out of you. I always found you a little immature anyways, so if the shoe fits, wear it! I'm going to man handle you BOY. I'm going to beat you within an inch of your pathetic life and send you packin back to DUBYA CEE DUBYA where you should have stayed. THIS SUNDAY THE OUTSIDERS FALL TO THE NAAAAAAAATURAL DISSSSSSSSSSSASTERS!

**Both men begin to laugh and Earthquake aggressively knocks over the monitor they were watching before both walk walk out of view**

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IYH 2: THE OUTSIDERS VS. THE NATURAL DISASTERS Dec 18, 2021 5:03:39 GMT -6

Post by Scott Hall on Dec 18, 2021 5:03:39 GMT -6

Sleigh bells ring as a still of the classic WWF logo in front of a holiday wreath fades away into a shot of the familiar face of "Mean" Gene Okerlund. Standing on a snow-covered set with the In Your House logo mounted on the wall behind him, Gene raises a hand to the camera and, with a nod, welcomes the viewing audience to the segment.

GENE OKERLUND Ladies and gentlemen, wrestling fans around the world, HAPPY HOLIDAYS...and thank you for joining us for yet ANOTHER exclusive INTERVIEW..as we count down the hours to this Sunday's pay-per-view extravaganza. Before we do THAT, however...GENTLEMEN...if you'll be so glad as to join me here...

The shot widens slightly as a handful of uniformed police officers appear on screen, stoic looks on their faces as they file in behind and on either side of Okerlund.

GENE OKERLUND Now I hope I won't have to REMIND you folks..of the CARNAGE my next two guests have left in their wake over the past several weeks, including but not LIMITED to..putting one of my colleagues and close personal friends, Jim Ross, in the HOSPITAL! Well let me tell ya somethin', fellas...you try any of that nonsense with ME...not only will you have THESE men to answer to...I've got my attorney on SPEED dial, and I'll have every red cent you two goons PILFERED on your little raid down SOUTH!

Finally the subjects of Gene's interview, Scott Hall and Kevin Nash, also step on stage and into view wearing street clothes and sporting their coveted WWF Tag Team Titles; Hall's strapped around his waist, Nash's draped over his shoulder.

SCOTT HALL Goons? GOONS?! That hurts, Gene. I mean REALLY...it's the holiday season. Where's your Christmas SPIRIT?

KEVIN NASH Yeah, calm down old man WINTER. First of all, you're not gettin' a WHIFF of OUR money...besides, don't you think you've ROBBED enough innocent people with that HOTLINE of yours? Secondly, like we've told you before...if the Outsiders wanted to take you out, it would already be DONE by now. We pick our SPOTS to attack and this ain't one of 'em, but you better tell these schmucks to take a step back and get the GLARE out of their STARE...or else we might have to take those nightsticks and start givin' out some surprise SUPPOSITORIES!

SCOTT HALL YEAH!!

Hall puts on an exaggerated look of fright and wiggles his fingers at the officers, but quickly steps behind his larger tag team partner when one of them takes a half-step forward. Nash and the officer engage in a brief standoff before Okerlund intervenes in a desperate attempt to move the interview along.

GENE OKERLUND Now just COOL it a second! HALL and NASH...I think I speak for wrestling fans EVERYWHERE when I say your actions since you've returned to the WWF have been nothing short of DEPLORABLE. Not only have you assaulted Jim Ross, you've strong-armed the Tag Team Championships from the Rhodes' and caused a SPLIT in that family that was...well, it was hard to WATCH to say the least. Now you're acting all CHUMMY with Dustin Rhodes? What are you two doing, trying to poison the WELL? What's the ENDgame?!

SCOTT HALL Yeah, that's what we're gonna do, Gene..we're just gonna stand here and lay out our ENTIRE master plan in front of you, the world..and half the cops in the city. No, ya see...we may be goons...but we're not BUFFOONS! Like my boy said, The Outsiders, we pick our SPOTS. The only people who know are the people who NEED to know, and the only time anybody else is gonna find out...is when it's already too late for anybody to do anything ABOUT it! You want a HOT tip, though, Geno? Tune in to Seasons Beatings...'cause ANYTHING can happen in the World WRUSSLING Federation, HA!

GENE OKERLUND Yes, indeed it CAN, and one thing we know for SURE will happen this Sunday on pay-per-view is that you two will have to DEFEND that ill-gotten gold against The Natural Disasters...what did you call them, Milkshake and Macaroon? Just WHERE DO YOU GET OFF?!

KEVIN NASH Usually in their mou-

SCOTT HALL WOAH, big man, woooah...loose lips sink SHIPS, you know what I'm sayin'? But no, Gene, I came up with better names for those FATural Disasters...Birth'Cake and Thai Food! Gene, these guys sweat more on the way to the JOHN than we do them taking our belts this Sunday...and they'd have to have 'em let out ten FEET just to be able to WEAR 'em, anyway! We're gonna beat those hungry, hungry HIPPOS...smack 'em on their fat ASSES, and send 'em back to whatever WATERING hole they crawled up OUT of!

GENE OKERLUND Oh COME ON now, that's unCALLED for...

SCOTT HALL You know...if Kev' and I didn't know any better, with the supposed CONTENDERS those two GOOFS at Titan Towers have been sending our way...we would swear they WANT us to be the WWF Tag Team Champions...and who could blame them? We're the hottest thing goin' toDAY...and we're the ones that pop all the RATINGS...because everybody KNOWS it's all about the OutSIDERS....it's all about the WOLF PACK... and it's all about the-...wait, we can't say that one yet, can we?

KEVIN NASH Not quite...

SCOTT HALL The POINT ISSS...the Tag Team CHAMPS...Hall and NASH...well, you know what we are, don't ya, Gene?

GENE OKERLUND Yeah, I know, I know, you're "Just Too Sweet"...so sweet, it's SICKENING...

SCOTT HALL Oh, and hey...one more thing...

Hall reaches up and pulls the toothpick from his mouth, but quickly looking around and remembering that they are surrounded by law enforcement, he reconsiders and slowly returns it back between his lips.

SCOTT HALL Merry Christmas...

The Outsiders give Okerlund and his guards one last menacing glance before turning and walking off of the stage. Gene stands looking after them, shaking his head in disgust as the sounds of bells return to play us out of the segment.

Last Edit: Dec 18, 2021 14:34:22 GMT -6 by Scott Hall

JUST. TOO. SWEEEEET!

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IYH 2: THE OUTSIDERS VS. THE NATURAL DISASTERS Dec 19, 2021 21:00:47 GMT -6 via mobile

Post by Kevin Nash on Dec 19, 2021 21:00:47 GMT -6

Following another victory, this time against Ted Dibiase and IRS, the Outsider's winning streak and their domination of the tag team division continues and their next opponents will be the two super heavyweights, Earthquake and Typhoon, also known by their team name, the Natural Disasters. Once again, Scott Hall and Kevin Nash will defend their WWF tag team titles, this time on Pay Per View as part of In Your House 2: Seasons Beatings.

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The scene opens inside the Boston Garden, home of the Bruins, in the state of Massachusetts. Just hours before In Your House: Seasons Beatings, Todd Pettengill is seen walking around backstage with his cameraman, seeking for hot topics, searching for someone interesting enough for an interview, looking for trouble. In other words, Todd does his job, as he does so well every time he works, with passion. He stops in front of the Outsiders locker room door. Above the name of the Tag Team champions, on the door, there is a note on which we can read "Meeting. Don't you disturb!". Todd knows full well that it's not in his best interests to do what any self-respecting interviewer would do. That is to say the opposite of the indication. He therefore warns his cameraman to start filming. Then he puts his life in danger; he knocks on the door and starts talking to the camera.

TODD PETTENGILL
Ladies and gentlemen, have I done right? Or was it not very bright? Regardless, I do this for you! Fans of the World Wrestling Federation, who are entitled to all the exclusive content happening here and this ...

Suddenly the door opens, and it's none other than a half of the World's Tag Team Champions, Big Sexy Kevin Nash. He doesn't seem to appreciate the presence of Todd and the camera, so he immediately closes the door behind him.

KEVIN NASH
Hey, d * ckhead! What are you doing here!? You don't know how to read, you little idiot! What did you see in there, exactly?

TODD PETTENGILL
Nothing! Nothing at all! But I'm not too surprised to know that you and Scott Hall are both up to something for tonight! Kevin Nash, if I can do my job for just a few seconds, please. Can you tell us what we can expect from the Outsiders at In Your House 2?

Nash smirks and glances at Todd. Does he really think he's going to reveal everything just like that, a few hours before the big show? Nice try, Todd, but Big Kev won't tell him anything except a big pile of crap.

KEVIN NASH
You really wanna know? Alright! Scott and I are preparing mentally. Do you know how much pressure is on us, Toddy? I mean, we were tested like never before! Opponents after opponents! Hey, imagine we had to beat old Dusty, then we had to give everything against Ted Dibiase and I.R.S. !! We really gave everything we had! Damn! I'm still out of breath from this one! Tonight .. tonight is really the biggest test to date, the Natural Disasters. What a team! Look, don't talk to Scott about tonight's match, okay? I think he's afraid of them. And I'll tell you what scares me even more .. I heard, if we win tonight, our next opponents will be .. the Buschwackers !!

Nash laughs, it's clear no one is going to find out what's going on in the locker room, not right now. Todd knows he's being laughed at, but takes advantage of the fact that Kevin seems in a good mood to ask him another question.

TODD PETTENGILL
You are clearly not taking your opponents seriously, but that is nothing new coming from you. In the last episode of Mania, we saw footage videos of you Outsiders giving Dustin Rhodes a black shirt. What exactly did that mean? Are you trying to coax him or influence him? Did he answer you? Have you spoken to him since?

KEVIN NASH
We've been throwing shirts to everybody as of late, man. Haven't you got yours yet??

TODD PETTENGILL
Humm, no..? Where did you guys send....

KEVIN NASH
Shut up Todd, you're so dumb. Are you getting paid for real? To do, to be, that? You're ridiculous, seriously, man. You thought for a second that it was true. Pathetic. Anyways, this isn't the time or the place to talk about this, but one thing I can guarantee you kid is that the wait is almost over. The Outsiders have more than their title to defend tonight. You can expect something big! Something major! A game changing moment. The WWF is about to enter a new chapter. Things are going to be different around here. I don't want to say more, so you don't know too much, Duh! But soon, we will see who the men are and where the girls are hiding. Now, Toddy, I'm going back to my meeting. We have to finish our plans in there. Like destroying bodies, ending careers, making money, ya know. Get the hell out of here with your freaking camera!

Kevin Nash pushes the cameraman away so we can't see him enter the locker room. Pettengill turns to see nothing. So he cannot be accused of spying, and will not receive the Jim Ross treatment .. Smart move. Scene then fades to black.