The WWF Goes Country
Nov 28, 2021 20:17:32 GMT -6
Post by Jeff Jarrett & The Roadie on Nov 28, 2021 20:17:32 GMT -6
The scene opens up to find none other than “Double J” Jeff Jarrett standing outside the Grand Ol Opry in Nashville, Tennessee! Without hesitation, Jarrett, known to chew up the scenery at any given moment, begins to speak.
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett
“Don’t adjust your television sets, it’s me, Double J Jeff Jarrett! That’s J,E, double F, J, A, double R, E, double T…Double J Jeff Jarrett in the flesh standing outside of the historic Grand Ol Opry here in Music City! I’m happy to announce that soon you will all have the privilege of getting to see not only the world’s greatest wrestler, but the world’s greatest singer step foot in a WWF ring! And what’s the world’s greatest singer without a little back up, ain’t that right?”
Jarrett looks to his left as the camera zooms out a bit to find The Roadie standing next to him. With a big grin, The Roadie shares his thoughts on their upcoming debut.
The Roadie
“Damn straight! Man, Jeff. I can’t lie, I’m excited for the world to see just how great you are! The greatest wrestler, the greatest singer, and the most talented man in the world!”
Jarrett nods in approval.
Jarrett nods in approval.
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett
“That’s right, Roadie. But here’s the thing, even though I am the greatest wrestler in the world, everyone knows that the glass ceiling in the WWF is much lower than it is in Nashville. It’s easy to rise to the top of the WWF, hell just look at Lex Luger for example, or those morons Hall and Nash. It doesn’t take much talent to get noticed in the WWF. For me, the WWF will serve one purpose - to help propel my career in Nashville to brand new heights! Haha!”
The Roadie laughs along with Jarrett in complete and total agreement.
The Roadie laughs along with Jarrett in complete and total agreement.
The Roadie
“That’s right! It’s only a matter of time before you have some WWF gold around your waist on stage in Nashville performing at the Grand Ol Opry! You’ve got more talent in your one pinky than the entire WWF roster.”
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett
“You catch on quick, Roadie! You keep that up, and I might allow you to tag with me. And hey, if the WWF fans give me the respect that I deserve, maybe…MAYBE…I’ll even treat them to a live performance of one of my smash-hit singles! Now THAT would take the WWF to brand new heights.”
The Roadie
“But that’s only if they respect you!”
Jarrett turns to the Roadie and slaps him on the chest, seemingly benefitting from The Roadie's ego-boosting approval.
Jarrett turns to the Roadie and slaps him on the chest, seemingly benefitting from The Roadie's ego-boosting approval.
"Double J" Jeff Jarrett
“That’s right! Everyone, don’t you forget it. The WWF is going country. Jeff Jarrett is about to take his place as the greatest wrestler and greatest singer in the entire world. Again, that’s J,E, double F, J, A, double R, E, double T…Double J Jeff Jarrett, hahaha!”
After their degrading promo, Jarrett and The Roadie fade into the black as the scene comes to an end. What does this mean for the WWF moving forward? Time will tell!